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"Punning for Fun" / Skebee
Poetry, added: 1/12/2008, Social/Political
 
Lines by: Skebee
Inspired by: commercials
Viewed: 32 times
 
My name is McDonald.
Wendy`s is her name.
She is my Dairy Queen.
I`m her Burger King.
We eat our fast food
and our stomachs get Sonic.

We play Checkers
and sometimes dine at Hardee`s.
She has a friend named Krystal.
She`s a tiny little burger.
We love Steak N` Shake
the meat and milk.

What do you call a man
whose light used to shine?
Shoneys!
The Lakers are Sizzlers with talent.

We visited Pizza Hut.
There was nothing in the oven..
We went to Kentucky Fried Chicken.
That bird is finger-licking good.
Captain D`s wants to float
everybody`s boat.

Pop Eye`s Chicken will pop your eyes.
Church`s Chicken is a bit milder.
 
 
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