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SKANKY WOMAN
(This is sung to a twelve bar blues)
V1. She woke up in the morning looking like a cockatoo
She needs to clean her fangs cos her breath smells like poo
Oh She’s a skanky woman and will never change.
Oh oh no oh…She’s a skanky woman and will never change.
V2. She wanders ‘round in undies, and must confess
It’s not always for comfort, she’s too lazy to dress
Oh She’s a skanky woman, and will never change.
Oh oh no oh…She’s a skanky woman and will never change.
Br. Oh she can turn a bath into a spa
After one feed of beans
Plucking her nose hairs is a sight to be seen
But her family all agree that as grungy as she seems
Underneath that roughness is a beauty queen.
V3. She likes to wear short shirts to show off her legs
But mutton dressed as lamb is a look that says..
She’s a skanky woman, and will never change.
Oh oh no oh…she’s a skanky woman and will never change.
V4. Walking down the street with a fag in her mouth
She’s wearing no bra and her tits are sagging south
She’s a skanky woman, and will never change.
Oh oh no oh…she’s a skanky woman and will never change.
Br. Oh she can turn a bath into a spa
After one feed of beans
Plucking her nose hairs is a sight to be seen
But her family all agree, that as grungy as she seems
Underneath that roughness is a beauty queen.
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